Attack of the Resolutionists

Every year it happens … On January 2nd, your once comfortable gym, your haven from the outside world, your escape from reality where you can focus on yourself for an hour or so in relative solitude, is … different. You notice it right away, before you can even get in the door. The parking lot, which used to be half full at 5:00 at night, is now packed with cars (most of them minivans suspiciously), so you end up parking three blocks away. 
But that’s OK … extra cardio right?
You grab your bag and hoof it to the front door, and as you’re walking by the front windows you spy the “kids club” and the frantic looks on the once calm staff manning the room. The place is over run with 3-5 year olds. Yelling. Screaming. Fighting.
OK … no worries … they are separated … they won’t be in the way … 
But the hard truth is that the kids are the least of your worries … it’s their parents you have to deal with…
You walk through the front door and there they are … packs of them … wandering through the gym floor … eyeing each machine … standing by them … waiting to see someone else use it so they know how to … mostly congregating by the old stand by’s, and grouped by sex … 
Men are by the chest press machine … 
Women are by the hip flexor machine … 
Every treadmill is taken, and everyone on them are plugged into something; their new ipod, or ipad, or kindle, or nook, or …. worse of all …. TALKING ON THEIR CELL PHONE … 
You can SMELL the newness of their workout gear … they are new right out of the Christmas boxes … yet to even be washed once.
The pool has a waiting line 4 people deep, because no one is comfortable enough to share a lane … so we all wait … 
The trainers and staff are frantically running around … not helping anyone mind you … but trying their damnedest to sell personal training sessions, or special 2-1 memberships that are available TODAY ONLY.
And they WILL sell them too …  because regardless of what rhetoric they give you … gyms are NOT interested in getting you healthy. That is actually against their business model. They want to sell you that year membership. They could care LESS if you EVER show up again once you sign that paperwork. Just keep that in mind when they are selling you. Good health and illness free is bad for business in the gym world (along with the medical world too, but that’s a post for another time, but as a precursor, what would the pharmaceutical companies do if doctors actually cured something like cancer, or heart disease? Discuss …).
But … with all that said above … with all the irritation that the Resolutionists cause to us “enlightened souls” … there is one clear fact for the majority of us … 
75% of us were Resolutionists at one point in our lives.
I have, in fact, been one more than a few times in my life, and the one time it actually has stuck … this time … happened in May 2010, not January 1st.
So here’s the thing … try to swallow your irritation. If you see someone struggling with a machine they don’t know how to use, help them instead of walking away in disgust. I read a post from another blogger that said when he saw this recently he asked to “work in” with the man (the man didn’t know you could adjust the amount of weight he was lifting on the machine). Once he did, and adjusted the weight, the man saw what to do, so then adjusted it and resumed his workout. This person didn’t laugh, or call him out, or make him look stupid … he showed him by doing it … without even saying a word. It was an OUTSTANDING example of what to do. 
The same goes for us triathletes, especially when cycling. We all saw it on the weekend after Christmas Flatwoods was PACKED with new bikes, families taking their kids outside for exercise. Was it annoying? Yeah …. a little … but how GREAT was it to see people outside and not huddled around a video game or TV or computer. The saddest thing is the next weekend it was back to normal … 
As a Fat Slow Triathlete, our intent is to ensure that people seek out fitness no matter their perceived obstacles. The sad truth is that some of us have become the obstacles. By making people feel uncomfortable, or out of place, we chase these newbies out of “our gyms” or aways from “our parks”. These people take shelter back into their comfort zones; their homes, their TV’s, their foods. Not to be seen again until January of the next year.
One kind word is all it takes. One smile, or good morning, or “atta boy” when seeing them struggling. We that are non-traditional athletes (i.e. overweight, slow, non-“little rubber people”) are already self conscious about how we look, how we struggle, so the last thing we need is to be made to feel like an outsider. All it takes it one assclown with a rude comment to send us scurrying back to our comfort foods and couch (like the jackhole who screamed at me at Augusta 70.3 as he passed me on the bike to pick up the pace or get the hell off the course), but alternatively all it may take is ONE act of kindness, one helping hand, one word of encouragement, that starts someone on the road to something truly great.  Isn’t that what we all want?

As the Beatles once said, on the last song on their last album together, “and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make” ….

WE are Fat Slow Triathletes …
… and WE will be reckoned with …. 

6 thoughts on “Attack of the Resolutionists

  • January 8, 2013 at 2:26 pm
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    Such a positive way to look at it JC. I agree. It's easier to be welcoming and smile then to grumble anyway. Plus, you could meet a new friend or two and lord knows I love new friends. My only complaint here is that the font is hard to read. Could just be me though and I need more coffee. LOL!

  • January 8, 2013 at 2:26 pm
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    Such a positive way to look at it JC. I agree. It's easier to be welcoming and smile then to grumble anyway. Plus, you could meet a new friend or two and lord knows I love new friends. My only complaint here is that the font is hard to read. Could just be me though and I need more coffee. LOL!

  • January 8, 2013 at 3:21 pm
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    Is that better?

  • January 8, 2013 at 3:21 pm
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    Is that better?

  • January 10, 2013 at 11:39 pm
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    Ahh… such a great point! “By making people feel uncomfortable, or out of place, we chase these newbies out of “our gyms” or aways from “our parks”

    So. Very. True.
    I understand the annoyance at having a favorite activity overrun by newbies for a week – especially when there's such a high dropout rate. BUT. You're absolutely right. The world would be a better place if more people got more exercise, and if (*gasp*) we were all just a little nicer to one another, newbies and all.
    🙂

  • January 10, 2013 at 11:39 pm
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    Ahh… such a great point! “By making people feel uncomfortable, or out of place, we chase these newbies out of “our gyms” or aways from “our parks”

    So. Very. True.
    I understand the annoyance at having a favorite activity overrun by newbies for a week – especially when there's such a high dropout rate. BUT. You're absolutely right. The world would be a better place if more people got more exercise, and if (*gasp*) we were all just a little nicer to one another, newbies and all.
    🙂

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